The Tees Bally Fibber has started S.O.D., an organisation dedicated to halting the large scale extinction of dinosaurs. Large corporations and businesses wipe out
12 hundred dinosaurs a day and use their skin to make car tyres and their
flesh to make salami and other weird foreign meat.

Please help us before the dinosaur becomes extinct.

Send us all the money you can now. If you haven't got any money borrow
some and send that. You can also raise money by doing extra hours at your place of work, or selling things on eBay. Our attractive female readers could get some extra cash stripping and pole dancing.

Do it now, otherwise the green blood of the dinosaurs will be on your hands.

STOP THIS NEEDLESS SLAUGHTER
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

Dinosaurs have feelings too!