EATING THE DREAM
Don, Hercules, A and Harrison, the boys from Barwick
are about to stomp into the charts, and stomp into your hearts!
Four Barwickian 18 year old lardy buckets of talent and cuddliness!
Weighing at a collective 75 stone, these chaps are the
new heavyweights of British pop! They aint no belly-flops, no sir!
They're going all the way to the top - slowly admittedly, with a few stops for a rest.
The brand new song from Ingleboy is the catchy dance anthem
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME, (I'M DIABETIC).
It's totally free! We were going to set up a pay-per-listen type thing
but none of us are that clever at web design, so you can have it.
LEGAL WARNING:
If you think INGLEBOY are a bunch of ridiculous and repulsive fat losers then YOU are a size-ist!
And, one of the band has a Chinese friend at the local takeaway so you're a racist too!
Don't be the next Jade Goody! Plus, Mr Gull still has access to lions and we can easily find out where you live.
Be warned.
